J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via coldaslt)
“ I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it. ”
Today is an extremely inopportune time to be feeling sick, however, hot chocolate has saved the evening, atleast for the next hour or so. ☕🍫
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
It was probably the same guy who thought saying four-twenties-seventeen for 97 was a good idea.
THIS IS SO APPLICABLE TO MY LIFE RIGHT NOW